10 yr old – Mom, what’s karma?
Me – Well, if you plant peaches you are always going to get peaches, and if you plant tomatoes you will always get tomatoes. You can’t plant peaches and wonder why you didn’t get tomatoes, right? Do you understand what I mean? … Well, karma is kind of that way.
10 yr old – Oh, so if I bother my brothers they’ll bother me back?
Me – Yeah, sort of. Hey, here’s the bus!
10 yr old – Thanks Mom, that made sense.
Whew!